[ RadSafe ] Cell Phone Cooks egg

Yoss, Robert ryoss at mcw.edu
Wed Jul 12 07:01:42 CDT 2006

This is a spoof (circa 2000) from the Wymsey Chronicle

the original piece can be found at:

For an interview with the authors see:

I can't tell whether the author at
knows that it's a joke or not.

-----Original Message-----
From: radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl [mailto:radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl] On
Behalf Of Maury Siskel
Sent: Tuesday, July 11, 2006 11:42 PM
To: BLHamrick at aol.com
Cc: radsafe at radlab.nl
Subject: Re: [ RadSafe ] Cell Phone Cooks egg

Were there no Control Eggs? I wonder in what ambient temperature the 
experiment was conducted? Wonder if anyone has performed the tests with 
each Egg serving as his own control.

Personally, I prefer Latin Square Eggs over ANOVA Eggs (over well).

PS  When all was said and fried, the Egg died!
PPS Dog does his daily egg with his  CB radio.

BLHamrick at aol.com wrote:

>Stoves present a similar danger, as do ovens, and boiling water.  It
is well 
>documented they all can cook eggs.  In fact, really, really  warm bath
>might also do the trick, not to mention the proverbial hot  asphalt
upon which 
>one could fry an egg in the California, Nevada and New Mexico  deserts.

>Please keep your children out of the kitchen...and  bathrooms...and
most of the western states during the summer.
>In a message dated 7/11/2006 1:55:12 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,  
>james.g.barnes at att.net writes:
>Good for  you, and tasty too!
>Jim Barnes,  CHP
>james.g.barnes at att.net
>Sent:  Saturday, July 01, 2006 10:19 AM
>Subject: Cell Phone Cooks egg - Oh  Oh!!!!
>Need  A Cooker?
>Use Your Cell Phone
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