[ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation

[Maury Siskel]

We will hereafter be sure to wear our sunglasses to ensure uninterrupted 
protection. Also, I have procured (by strict competitive bids) earplugs 
for Dog. Guess we can rest easy now. Afterthought -- do w need to wear 
these things while sleeping?  Dog sure gets noisy when he wags his foil 
encased tail.  Maybe Doug or Helen will provide expert opinions...
Best,
Maury&Dog

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Brennan, Mike (DOH) wrote:

>I once had an "interesting member of the public" call to complain that
>he was being attacked by the x-ray telescopes on Hubble and Skylab (when
>I pointed out that Skylab de-orbited decades ago, he said, "That's what
>they want you to believe!")  He said they were shooting at him from low
>on the horizon, so they could get through the eye holes on the LEAD
>shield he made to wear on his head.  I told him that if he could get a
>note from his doctor confirming his injuries, I would get right on with
>making the attacks stop.  I did not point out the possible hazard of
>having lead in contact with his skin, as I judged that to not be in the
>top ten of health issue he needed to address.
>
>Oddly, I never got the note from his doctor. 
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Maury Siskel [mailto:maurysis at peoplepc.com] 
>Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 9:57 PM
>To: Brennan, Mike (DOH)
>Cc: Bjorn Cedervall; Dutch Radsafers
>Subject: Re: [ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation
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>Is it OK for Dog and I to punch eye holes in our foil helmets? We are
>having great difficulty feeling our way to our water bowls. And what do
>I do with his ears? We sure hope global warming stops soon -- these
>things are awfully hot in this summer weather. But they are pretty --
>they glow so beautifully in the afternoon sunshine Best, Maury&Dog
>(Maury Siskel  maurysis at peoplepc.com)
>
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>Brennan, Mike (DOH) wrote:
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>>The article "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An 
>>Empirical Study" http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ is as nice 
>>a bit of research as you could hope for from MIT students.  If 
>>experiments on other aspects of radiation were as well done, we would 
>>all be better off.  Or at least more amused.
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>>-----Original Message-----
>>From: radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl [mailto:radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl] On 
>>Behalf Of Baumbaugh, Joel T CIV SPAWARSYSCEN-PACIFIC,55430
>>Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:04 PM
>>To: Cary Renquist; Bjorn Cedervall; Dutch Radsafers
>>Subject: RE: [ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation
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>>I heartily recommend wrapping many layers of aluminum foil TIGHTLY 
>>around your head for psychosomatic mind-control blockage.  Especially 
>>around your nose and mouth... that will soon take care of the
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>problem...
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>>permanently...
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>>Tongue and cheekily,
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>>Joel Baumbaugh
>>SSC-Pacific
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