Hysteria

["Grant Wilton" <gwilton@chem.swri.edu>]

News item:

" A semi-trailer was involved in a head-on collision with another semi today
on Highway 441. The accident took place 650 miles from the Acme Edison
Nuclear Plant where highly toxic and radioactive material is stored.  Plant
officials report that no radioactive material was released as a result of
the two trucks colliding."

Does this type of writing look familiar to anyone?


My thoughts, not to be construed as those of the company that pays my
salary.


Grant Wilton
Senior Research Scientist
Southwest Research Institute
gwilton@chem.swri.edu

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