[ RadSafe ] Too funny

[LNMolino at aol.com]

THE AIRPLANE RIDE  
 
A  stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.  
 
 
When the stranger turned to  her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that 
flights go quicker if you  strike up a conversation  with your fellow passenger." 
The little girl, who had just opened her book,  closed it slowly  and said to 
the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?" 
 
"Oh, I don't know", said the  stranger. "How about nuclear power?" 
 
"OK". She said. "That could  be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a 
question first. A  horse, a cow, and  a deer all eat grass. Yet a deer excretes 
little pellets, while a cow turns out  a flat patty,  and a horse  produces 
clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"  
The  stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."  

 
To which the little girl  replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss 
nuclear power when you  don't  know shit?" 



Louis N.  Molino, Sr., CET
FF/NREMT-B/FSI/EMSI
Owner and President of LNM Emergency  Services Consulting Services (LNMECS)
Freelance  Consultant/Trainer/Author/Journalist/Fire Protection  Consultant

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