[ RadSafe ] Fw: (MMA of AZ) HEAVIEST ELEMENT, thanks to MP

[Min Sook Kim]

It's not related to the radiation safety, but will give you little smile on
your face.

Min-Sook Kim, Ph.D., P.E.
Bureau of  Water Supply Protection
New York State Department of Health
E-Mail : msk02 at health.state.ny.us
TEL: (518) 402-7650
----- Forwarded by Dr. Min Sook Kim/BWSP/DEHP/CEH/OPH/DOH on 08/20/2008
09:27 AM -----

NEW HEAVIEST ELEMENT DISCOVERED

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest element known to science.
Its existence was proved during the hurricane, gasoline, war and other
issues of the last year or two.

The new element has been named **Governmentium.**

*Governmentium (GV)* has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called mo-rons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pe-ons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.  However, it can be
detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into
contact.  A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would
normally take less than a second, to take over four days to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years.  It does not decay,
however, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.  In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, as each
reorganization will cause more mo-rons to become neutrons, forming
iso-dopes.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium-an element
which radiates just as much energy as Governmentium because, though it has
only half as many pe-ons, it has twice as many mo-rons.






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