RE: Where Christie learned her health physics

["Burns, Thomas" <BURNST@coned.com>]

			Ok,

			I will vouch of Pete. He can pass for 5’ 10 ¼ “

			Tom Burns HPS
			Burnst@coned.com <mailto:Burnst@coned.com> 
			Indian Point 2

				-----Original Message-----
				From:	Pete Collopy, CIH,CHP
[SMTP:pcollopy@mjwcorp.com]
				Sent:	Tuesday, May 02, 2000 7:20 PM
				To:	Multiple recipients of list
				Subject:	Where Christie learned her
health physics

				Ok I'll fess up but its a long story so
you'll have to indulge me.

				While working at the ill-fated Shoreham
plant I used to pal around with
				Billy and Christie in Port Jeff. She always
liked me around because she felt
				people would make less fun of her for going
out with that runt Billy Bob Joe
				if she could pass me off as her real date
(I'm 5'10' but could pass for 5 10
				1/4). I stuck around because Billy needed
help with his piano lessons (he
				was just learning from me at the time) and
also in hopes of meeting some of
				Christie's model friends. Kind of like the
dog waiting for the scraps to
				fall from the table.

				The major deal was that I would teach
Christie about Heisenberg's principle
				and how to use Schroedinger wave equations
to calulate nuclear transition
				probabilities and she would help introduce
me to all the runway models.
				Unfortunately I got caught in the dressing
room one time and had to hide
				from the pit bull by dressing in a lavish
pink camisole. Needless to say as
				I went down the runway, except for some
midgets from Norway, the crowd got
				quite hostile and turned the place over.
Christie got pissed at me and that
				was the end of that relationship. So
unfortunately, Christie only got as far
				as binding energy calculations and her
education was stopped too soon.

				The one good thing is that one evening when
Billy Ray Joe and I had too many
				drinks and we couldn't get to a bathroom in
time he bought off on my idea of
				a song called "River of Streams." Years
later the rat changed the title
				slightly just so he wouldn't have to pay me
royalties.

				Pete C.

				PS Melissa please don't ban me this is the
truth I swear ! just ask Meile
				and DiMascio

				PSS - if you midgets are reading this please
stop sending me those damm
				e-mail love cards from Blue Mountain.

				Peter Collopy, CIH, CHP
				MJW Corporation
				338 Harris Hill Road
				Williamsville, NY 14221
				716-631-8291 (phone)
				716-631-5631 (fax)
				pcollopy@mjwcorp.com

	
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