Re: Where Christie learned her health physics

["John Ewell" <johnewell@onebox.com>]

If we ever end up working at the same place, I'm buying the first round
!
Good story!

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John Ewell
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---- "Pete Collopy, CIH,CHP" <pcollopy@mjwcorp.com> wrote:
> Ok I'll fess up but its a long story so you'll have to indulge me.
> 
> While working at the ill-fated Shoreham plant I used to pal around
> with
> Billy and Christie in Port Jeff. She always liked me around because
> she felt
> people would make less fun of her for going out with that runt Billy
> Bob Joe
> if she could pass me off as her real date (I'm 5'10' but could pass
> for 5 10
> 1/4). I stuck around because Billy needed help with his piano lessons
> (he
> was just learning from me at the time) and also in hopes of meeting
> some of
> Christie's model friends. Kind of like the dog waiting for the scraps
> to
> fall from the table.
> 
> The major deal was that I would teach Christie about Heisenberg's principle
> and how to use Schroedinger wave equations to calulate nuclear transition
> probabilities and she would help introduce me to all the runway models.
> Unfortunately I got caught in the dressing room one time and had to
> hide
> from the pit bull by dressing in a lavish pink camisole. Needless to
> say as
> I went down the runway, except for some midgets from Norway, the crowd
> got
> quite hostile and turned the place over. Christie got pissed at me
> and that
> was the end of that relationship. So unfortunately, Christie only got
> as far
> as binding energy calculations and her education was stopped too soon.
> 
> The one good thing is that one evening when Billy Ray Joe and I had
> too many
> drinks and we couldn't get to a bathroom in time he bought off on my
> idea of
> a song called "River of Streams." Years later the rat changed the title
> slightly just so he wouldn't have to pay me royalties.
> 
> Pete C.
> 
> PS Melissa please don't ban me this is the truth I swear ! just ask
> Meile
> and DiMascio
> 
> PSS - if you midgets are reading this please stop sending me those
> damm
> e-mail love cards from Blue Mountain.
> 
> Peter Collopy, CIH, CHP
> MJW Corporation
> 338 Harris Hill Road
> Williamsville, NY 14221
> 716-631-8291 (phone)
> 716-631-5631 (fax)
> pcollopy@mjwcorp.com
> 
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