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RE: Deadly Waste
Finally.....the conspiracy is revealed. Oliver Stone would be proud. I have been discovered. Ever since you (collectively as a species) arrived , you have wreaked havok on the Earth and I have plotted your destruction for eons and implimented this plot through the use of said 'bananas' and terrestrial radiation. I guess the jig is up......but you'll never stop meeeeeee!
Sincerely,
Nature
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Stabin [mailto:michael.g.stabin@vanderbilt.edu]
Sent: Wednesday, July 10, 2002 10:08 AM
To: radsafe@list.vanderbilt.edu
Subject: Re: Deadly Waste
> >
> > Looks like all Nevada residents are now doomed.
>
Actually, all Americans are also doomed. Anyone who may get a medical
examination involving DEADLY radiation is doomed (collective dose in the US
about 130,000 person-Sv per year). Anyone who lives for any length of time
bathed in this sea of DEADLY background radiation is doomed. Anyone who eats
a banana chock full of DEADLY radioactivity (K-40, half-life 1.3 BILLION
years, gamma ray energy 1.5 MILLION electron volts) giving off DEADLY
radiation will be lucky to make it through to the weekend. Just entering a
grocery store, where large quantities of unshielded bananas are routinely
stored, is probably enough to do you in. We need a Chiquita Mountain
project, and soon.
Mike
Michael G. Stabin, PhD, CHP
Assistant Professor of Radiology and Radiological Sciences
Department of Radiology and Radiological Sciences
Vanderbilt University
1161 21st Avenue South
Nashville, TN 37232-2675
Phone (615) 343-0068
Fax (615) 322-3764
e-mail michael.g.stabin@vanderbilt.edu
internet www.doseinfo-radar.com
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