Re: Humor???

["Charles Meyer" <CMEYER@brc1.tdh.state.tx.us>]

Date:          Fri, 1 Sep 95 10:04:34 -0500
Reply-to:      radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu
From:          Neil Songer <Neil_Songer@ccm.sc.intel.com>
To:            Multiple recipients of list <radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu>
Subject:       Humor???

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From: Neil Songer at RNBCCM5
Date: 8/31/95 3:35PM
To: jdiamond@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway
To: kbhat@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway
To: woody@cirrus.com at Internet_Gateway
To: radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu at Internet_Gateway
Subject: Humor???
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Top 10 Reason to Become a CHP

10) Sainthood comes with CHP status
9)  CHP's are always right
8)  Society ensures permanent employment for all CHPs - No matter
how bad they
screw up.
7)  Get to attend all HPS meetings and wear different badges than the 
rest of
the mindless rabble.
6)  Letters after your name
5)  Ordinary scrubs ask you if they did their work correctly
4)  Get to associate with cool people.
3)  They know what a gamma factor is.
2)  People like you even though you are pompous
1)  Money

I wish you were right!

Russ Meyer, CHP by the grace of God.

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               Russ Meyer                            
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