Re: Humor???

[Rich Oesterling <ogr@inel.gov>]

On Fri, 1 Sep 1995, Neil Songer wrote:

> ---------------------------------- Forwarded ----------------------------------
> From: Neil Songer at RNBCCM5
> Date: 8/31/95 3:35PM
> To: jdiamond@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway
> To: kbhat@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway
> To: woody@cirrus.com at Internet_Gateway
> To: radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu at Internet_Gateway
> Subject: Humor???
> -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
> Top 10 Reason to Become a CHP
> 
> 10) Sainthood comes with CHP status
> 9)  CHP's are always right
> 8)  Society ensures permanent employment for all CHPs - No matter
> how bad they
> screw up.
> 7)  Get to attend all HPS meetings and wear different badges than the 
> rest of
> the mindless rabble.
> 6)  Letters after your name
> 5)  Ordinary scrubs ask you if they did their work correctly
> 4)  Get to associate with cool people.
> 3)  They know what a gamma factor is.
> 2)  People like you even though you are pompous
> 1)  Money


So, what's the point, Neil?  Did you flunk Part 1, Part 2, or both?


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