Re: Humor???

[michael_coogen@hq2ccgw.hq.dla.mil]

     Be careful.....you might get charged with adding FLUFF to the 
     Board..ha!ha!


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Subject: Humor???
Author:  radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu at hq2ccgw
Date:    9/1/95 10:02 AM


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From: Neil Songer at RNBCCM5
Date: 8/31/95 3:35PM
To: jdiamond@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway 
To: kbhat@mipos3 at Internet_Gateway
To: woody@cirrus.com at Internet_Gateway
To: radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu at Internet_Gateway 
Subject: Humor???
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