Release -Reply

[Harold Chaney <HDC@nrc.gov>]

Ron, reporting trivial stuff as this is what gives the public concern about our control
of radioactivity.  Basically this incident is on the scale of a fireman getting some soot
on his face after fighting a fire.  Also, under the new decommissioning criteria the
area appears to be releasable, except for the areas with measurable cpm's.

  H. D. Chaney, CHP, US NRC/WCFO
  hdc@nrc.gov
  
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