More Nuclear Humor...

["Mercado, Don" <don.mercado@lmco.com>]

These are the relevant portions of a piece that came across my desk
today.

If they made lightbulbs.....
>
>IF IT WERE FRENCH
>
>It would glow all right - blue.  It will cause a Geiger counter to make
a
>loud ticking noise too...
>
>
>STEPHEN HAWKING
>
>Everyone has one, but nobody's figured out how to install it.  There is
a
>sneaking suspicion that if it were installed and switched on, it would
>unstoppably draw all matter and light into itself - he does have a
sense of
>humor, after all...
>
>EDWARD TELLER
>
>It produces light only for a fraction of a second - but it is VERY VERY
>bright.  Too bad that you don't survive to appreciate it.  Neither does
>your city.

And one I couldn't resist including....

>LOCKHEED MARTIN
>
>The lightbulb would be small, angular, matt black and emit no visible
>radiation.  The room would be dark, but the lightbulb would know
exactly
>where YOU are.
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