[ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation

[Brennan, Mike (DOH)]

I once had an "interesting member of the public" call to complain that
he was being attacked by the x-ray telescopes on Hubble and Skylab (when
I pointed out that Skylab de-orbited decades ago, he said, "That's what
they want you to believe!")  He said they were shooting at him from low
on the horizon, so they could get through the eye holes on the LEAD
shield he made to wear on his head.  I told him that if he could get a
note from his doctor confirming his injuries, I would get right on with
making the attacks stop.  I did not point out the possible hazard of
having lead in contact with his skin, as I judged that to not be in the
top ten of health issue he needed to address.

Oddly, I never got the note from his doctor. 

-----Original Message-----
From: Maury Siskel [mailto:maurysis at peoplepc.com] 
Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 9:57 PM
To: Brennan, Mike (DOH)
Cc: Bjorn Cedervall; Dutch Radsafers
Subject: Re: [ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation

Is it OK for Dog and I to punch eye holes in our foil helmets? We are
having great difficulty feeling our way to our water bowls. And what do
I do with his ears? We sure hope global warming stops soon -- these
things are awfully hot in this summer weather. But they are pretty --
they glow so beautifully in the afternoon sunshine Best, Maury&Dog
(Maury Siskel  maurysis at peoplepc.com)


Brennan, Mike (DOH) wrote:

>The article "On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets: An 
>Empirical Study" http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/ is as nice 
>a bit of research as you could hope for from MIT students.  If 
>experiments on other aspects of radiation were as well done, we would 
>all be better off.  Or at least more amused.
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl [mailto:radsafe-bounces at radlab.nl] On 
>Behalf Of Baumbaugh, Joel T CIV SPAWARSYSCEN-PACIFIC,55430
>Sent: Wednesday, September 30, 2009 2:04 PM
>To: Cary Renquist; Bjorn Cedervall; Dutch Radsafers
>Subject: RE: [ RadSafe ] How to stop deadly iPhone radiation
>
>I heartily recommend wrapping many layers of aluminum foil TIGHTLY 
>around your head for psychosomatic mind-control blockage.  Especially 
>around your nose and mouth... that will soon take care of the
problem...
>permanently...
>
>
>Tongue and cheekily,
>
>Joel Baumbaugh
>SSC-Pacific
>
>
>-----Original Message-----
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>In case you don't want to spend $60 US (or if you don't have an 
>iPhone), here's the low budget device as pictured/suggested in the 
>article that also has the added benefit of blocking electromagnetic 
>psychotronic mind control carriers:
><http://zapatopi.net/afdb/>
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