FW: Light Bulb Change - Humor

["Jacobus, John (OD/ORS)" <jacobusj@ors.od.nih.gov>]

Does this sound like what is happening with this list?



-- John 

John Jacobus, MS

Certified Health Physicist 

3050 Traymore Lane

Bowie, MD  20715-2024



E-mail:  jenday1@email.msn.com (H)      



-----Original Message-----

. . .



Question: How many people from one list are necessary to change a

light bulb?



Correct answer: 1332.



1 that changed the light bulb and sent a email informing the list that the

light bulb were changed.



14 describing similar experiences and new ways to change light bulbs.



7 alerting about the risks when changing light bulbs



27 pointing grammatical and orthographic errors in the mails about light

bulb change



53 to attack the ones that point errors.



156 to the list owner asking about the amount of emails about light bulb

change, and to tell him that the subject is inadequate to the list.



41 to correct the orthographic and grammatical errors on the emails that

attack who sent emails correcting these kind of errors.



109 telling that the list is not about light bulb change and suggesting a

creation of a new list for the subject.



111 defending all light bulb users and that this kind of emails are

relevant to the list.



306 discussing the better methods to change light bulbs and the best

manufacturers.



27 to post URLs where to find different kinds of light bulbs.



103 saying that the emails with the subject "light bulbs change"  to the

grammatical and orthographic lists must stop.



14 saying that the URLs were not correct and to post the correct URLs.



3 about links found on the list repository past emails with the subject

"light bulb change" and stating that the subject "light bulb" is relevant

to the list



33 that put all emails together (including headers and footers) and say "me

too"



31 to inform that are leaving the list because they don't want more emails

about light bulb change.



4 suggesting to someone write a text about light bulb change.



1 proposal for a new list about light bulb change.



47 telling that the cold fusion list is the best place to discuss about

light bulbs



90 critics about emails with all emails and "me too"



43 with the agree for a creation of a new list about light bulbs



110 with all emails with the "me too" and stating "I agree that it is an

absurd" .



1 candidate to be the "new" list moderator just after read an email saying

" I 2 wan cold fission bulb with lists".

************************************************************************

You are currently subscribed to the Radsafe mailing list. To unsubscribe,

send an e-mail to Majordomo@list.vanderbilt.edu  Put the text "unsubscribe

radsafe" (no quote marks) in the body of the e-mail, with no subject line.