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Re: Re[2]- Caveman NORM dos

        Reply to:   RE>>Re[2]: Caveman NORM doses

Yea - right.

I believe Mr. Haes may be confusing his "6,000 year" time frame with the
recent discovery that apparently, about 6,000 years ago, there was a
significant increase in the galactic "Dummo-Ray" background.   These
Dummo-Rays (first discovered by Muppet Laboratories, and confirmed by the
Banzai Institute) are known to increase the risk (in humans) of doing or
saying truly stupid things.   They can now be detected in most areas of the
world, although interestingly enough, there seems to be a localized higher
Dummo-Ray intensity in Washington D.C.

Yours for the advancement of science . . .

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Date: 10/24/95 7:16 AM
To: GARY MANSFIELD
From: radsafe@romulus.ehs.uiuc.edu
Isn't this interesting? This all assumes, of course, that the human species
"evolved" from the mutating chemical soup of eons ago. As an analogy, take
all the pieces that make up a fine Swiss watch, and put them in your pocket.
Now, jump up and down until you hear it start to tick.

For factual dose rates, extrapolate the data back about 6000 years; the time
humans were first placed on the earth.

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