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Engineering (Health Physics?) Jokes (fwd)
>> Real "Engineers" (substitute HP/CHPs where you think applicable)...
>>
>> 1. Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks
>> match.
>> 2. Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers
>> for their birthday.
>> 3. Real Engineers wear mustaches or beards for "efficiency". Not
>> because they're lazy.
>> 4. Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
>> 5. Real Engineers think a "biting wit" is their fox terrier.
>> 6. Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not
>> their own shirt size.
>> 7. Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones,
>> televisions, atches, and automatic
>> transmissions.
>> 8. Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees
>> Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin"
>> and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"
>> 9. Real Engineers give you the feeling you're having a conversation
>> with a dial tone or busy
>> signal.
>> 10. Real Engineers wear badges so they don't forget who they are.
>> Sometimes a note is attached
>> saying "Don't offer me a ride today. I drove my own car".
>> 11. Real Engineers' politics run towards acquiring a parking space
>> with their name on it and an
>> office with a window.
>> 12. Real Engineers know the "ABC's of Infrared" from A to B.
>> 13. Real Engineers rotate their tires for laughs.
>> 14. Real Engineers will make four sets of drawings (with seven
>> revisions) before making a bird
>> bath.
>> 15. Real Engineers' briefcases contain a Phillips screwdriver, a
>> copy of "Quantum Physics", and a
>> half of a peanut butter sandwich.
>> 16. Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as
>> Christmas, because OCT 31 =
>> DEC 25. (If you _don't_ get it, then you're not a Real
>> Engineer.)
>> 17. Real Engineers don't find the above at all funny.
>>