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x-ray news
All,
This is from "The Onion"...
http://theonion.com/.
I find it hard to believe that it is true, but it was sent to me and I
thought I'd send it out to "Radsafe" for a laugh..... (I
hope that's ok)...
Lazy FDA Approves X-Ray Vision Pills
WASHINGTON, DC-Citing the hot weather and a desire to go home for the
day,
FDA officials approved American Products Limited's "X-Ray Vision
Pills" for
commercial sale in the U.S. Monday. "After evaluating this and
regulating
that for months, we were really dying to cut out early, so we were all
just
like, 'F... it. Let's just approve this,'" FDA deputy commissioner
Lester
Crawford said. "Besides, nobody could think of a real good reason
why
X-ray-vision pills would be unsafe."
Joel Baumbaugh (baumbaug@nosc.mil)
SSC-SD
Disclaimer: My thoughts/comments are NOT necessarily those of the
U.S. Navy/Fed Govt.